Zima

That is what this faux beer they are selling at the PX tastes like, except Zima probably has more alcohol. Kronenbourg weighs in at a measly 1.2% ABV, meaning that in addition to not being beer, it won’t get you drunk. There it was, next to the Heineken and some other beer I wanted to avoid, in bottles that looked just like beer. There was also Becks, but it was more expensive. We were spoiled by the $8 a case fire sale of Bitburger at the end of July. Those monsters. I should have known not to buy anything with a French label. I haven’t been this disappointed since I accidently bought Bitburger Drive.

But there is light. There is a rumor that there is an Italian pizza place and a beer garden on the ISAF compound. I intend to find out tonight.